Sunday, October 27, 2013

Parents Say the Darndest Things

"I love beef.  Beef, beef, beef.  I eat so much beef that I have burned my kids out on it." -- My mom speaking to a very pleasant and at this moment likely offended Indian couple.

"I can't believe you don't speak English.  You have such an American name." -- My mom's response to our French waiter named Muhammad telling us he did not speak English.

"Because they all say visitor." -- My mom explaining to me why she was driving around an empty bank parking lot on a Saturday at 5 o'clock in the evening.  She did explain that she was saying crazy things, because she was sleeping... while driving.

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