Is Robert Frost's poem "The Road Not Taken" about anal?
Why does destroying a zombie's brain "kill" it? I mean you can remove its heart and it will continue to come after you, but its brain stops it? This seems like a rather unrealistic way to kill a rather unrealistic entity.
If the original putties in the Power Rangers series had to be thrown together to be defeated, why didn't Rita Repulsa send an odd number of putties to attack the power rangers?
Why do St. Louis Cardinal fans not understand why everyone hates them?
If man had wings and could fly, what things would be different? I don't think very much. We still would need cars, since flying long distances would no doubt be difficult, and the saying "as the crow flies" would make sense. I hate when I ask someone how far away something is and they respond "(n) miles as the crow flies." Oh yeah, how bout as the car drives?
Why is the Arch in St. Louis? St. Louis is not the gateway to the west. Anybody who has ever played The Oregon Trail knows the game always begins in Independence. Therefore, the Arch should be in Independence. As a sidenote the Arch would be spotless if this were so, thanks meth!
Why do people claim that Citizen Kane is the greatest movie ever made? We all know that you who claim this have either never seen the entire thing or have but did not like it.
Do people feel bad for Blockbuster? Unless your family depends on Blockbuster to put food on the table, I don't know how you could. It is poetic justice.
Am I alone in checking the validity of movies that proposes an alternate spin on historical events... and after doing so still occasionally believing the movie? (e.g. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer)
If Texas and Alaska were to actually secede from the union, would anyone actually miss them? As far as I am concerned, no. Who cares that your states are the biggest? One is scarcely inhabited by people and the other by brain cells. Also, everything is bigger in Texas? Yeah, how bout mountains?
Why do people still use yahoo! and askjeeves (although I am not sure the latter actually happens)? I suppose for the same reason T.E.A. Party members got elected to congress.
No comments:
Post a Comment