Guerrilla Marketing 102: The Book of Faces.

Hey you want to pimp out your new blog site, you have friends on facebook.  Surely they will be super supportive of your thoughts/humor/philosophies right?  No, turns out the internet is full of creativity shitting on trolls, facebook 'friends' included.  So how to you navigate them to your blogsite?  Trick the bastards, then hey maybe they read something. Post covert links after ridiculous posts.

Here are a few useful status nudges to get people to your site:

-Hey everyone, my gf and I are having a baby, click here to see the sonogram picture!

-Do you support the troops?  That damned O-bam-a is trying to defund the military.  Sign the petition to stop that from happening here.

-Breast feeding, its natural and beautiful.  BUT it's not allowed in certain places.  Tell people you support your maternal rights here!

-Breast feeding in public is yucky. Who wants to see yucky boobies in a restaurant, they don't belong there.  Tell em to use bottles here!

-I need someone with a photography hobby to take some pics of brunch foods for $1000 apply here.

-I've got extra city name sports team tickets, message me here for them.

-Link to CAT Pictures!

-Your old high school is now segregated, news article here.

-Photos of my Norwegian friends slutty Halloween party, link too racy for fb

-Found a website to block all shitty band event requests, link!

Now, go forth and market sirs.
-Tom